The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Episode 1 Recap: Cast Reunion at the All White Party

Another season of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is here. I’m not sure if I can do recaps for the entire season though.  Episode one was a snore-fest so I can only imagine how dull the rest of the season will be.

Anyway, let’s get to the show.

Brandi Glanville meets up with Yolanda Foster at her beautiful 4 acre masion. The ladies take a walk on the beach to talk about who knows what. I was more concerned with how flat Brandi’s butt looked in those shorts. Don’t you need to have a booty in order to wear booty shorts?

Kyle Richards is planning her annual All White Party *yawn* where everyone will dance off beat and eat Fat Burger until the wee-hours of the morning.  Why don’t people just leave the white parties to Diddy? 

Surprisingly, petty little Kyle invited all of the present and past cast members to her party. But, we’ll get to that later. 

Kyle and Lisa Vanderpump are still beefing over everything that went down last season. They meet up for lunch and decide to mend their friendship and start all over. The women promise to never talk bad behind each other’s backs. Yeah, we’ll see how long that lasts. 

It’s the night of the All White Party and all the old school botox wax figures show up.  Taylor Armstrong and her husband John are there along with Camille Grammer and Adrienne Maloof and her tenderoni boyfriend. Even Kim Richards manages to roll out of bed and throw on a dingy white sweater for the event. 

Brandi feels like an outsider at the party because, she WAS the outsider. All the ladies were chatting and air kissing while Brandi was chillin in the cut with her two gay dates.  She decides that it’s time to apologize to Adrienne for betraying her trust and spilling the beans about her use of a surrogate for her pregnancies. 

Adrienne agrees to sit down with Brandi, but later decides that the All White Party was not the place for them to rehash their issues. She does agree to meet up with Brandi at a later date to have coffee. I guess we have to wait and see how things turn out for the ex-bff’s.